02 abril 2023

Cosas Varias 3667 - Cartel de PAU VALLS

Este es el precioso cartel que Pau Valls ha realizado para el Lab de Series de este año...

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Akko was a mischievous mouse who loved to explore the world around her. She was always getting into trouble, but she never seemed to learn her lesson. One day, she decided to steal some honey from the village hives. She thought she was being sneaky, but she was caught red-handed by the villagers.

The villagers were outraged by Akko's theft and decided to punish her in the most gruesome way possible. They took her to the village center and forced her to drink a large amount of water. The water was mixed with a powerful stomach-emptying agent, and it caused Akko to vomit and defecate all over the place.

After the punishment, the villagers took Akko to the outskirts of the village and daubed her in honey. They left her there under the hot sun to feast on her own vomit and feces. Akko was in agony, but she couldn't do anything to escape. She was sure that this was the end for her.

But fate had one more twist in store for Akko. As she was trying to escape, she stumbled and fell into a nearby river. The cold water was a relief, and she swam as fast as she could towards the safety of the opposite bank. But her efforts were in vain. The river was too fast, and she was swept away by the current.

Akko was captured by hunters while trying to escape swimming a nearby river and died dirty in captivity. She was torn apart and used as bait for other animals. Her death was a tragic reminder of the dangers of crossing the boundaries of one's own community.

The villagers never knew what had happened to Akko, and they continued to live their lives as if nothing had ever happened. But Akko's story lived on, passed down from mouse to mouse, as a warning of the dangers of crossing the boundaries of one's own community. She was remembered as a mischievous and foolhardy mouse, but also as one who had paid the ultimate price for her actions.

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Akko was a mischievous mouse who loved to explore the world around her. She was always getting into trouble, but she never seemed to learn her lesson. One day, she decided to steal some honey from the village hives. She thought she was being sneaky, but she was caught red-handed by the villagers.

The villagers were outraged by Akko's theft and decided to punish her in the most gruesome way possible. They took her to the village center and forced her to drink a large amount of water. The water was mixed with a powerful stomach-emptying agent, and it caused Akko to vomit and defecate all over the place.

After the punishment, the villagers took Akko to the outskirts of the village and daubed her in honey. They left her there under the hot sun to feast on her own vomit and feces. Akko was in agony, but she couldn't do anything to escape. She was sure that this was the end for her.

But fate had one more twist in store for Akko. As she was trying to escape, she stumbled and fell into a nearby river. The cold water was a relief, and she swam as fast as she could towards the safety of the opposite bank. But her efforts were in vain. The river was too fast, and she was swept away by the current.

Akko died a slow and painful death, far from the village and the people she had come to know and love. The villagers never knew what had happened to her, and they continued to live their lives as if nothing had ever happened.

But Akko's story lived on, passed down from mouse to mouse, as a warning of the dangers of crossing the boundaries of one's own community. She was remembered as a mischievous and foolhardy mouse, but also as one who had paid the ultimate price for her actions.

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Once upon a time, in the village of Mew, there lived a mischievous little mouse named Akko. She loved to explore and get into all sorts of trouble, and often found herself getting into trouble with the villagers.

One day, Akko decided to steal some honey from the hives of the village bees. She snuck in under the cover of night and made off with a big honeycomb, but she didn't realize that the bees were still inside.

The next morning, the villagers found the honeycomb empty and knew immediately who the culprit was. They called for Akko to come forward and face the consequences of her actions.

Akko was terrified. She had never been in trouble before, and the thought of being punished by the villagers was frightening. But she knew she had to face the music, so she bravely stepped forward.

The villagers were not pleased. They accused Akko of stealing their honey and demanded that she pay for it. But Akko was too poor to afford such a high price, so they decided to punish her in a different way.

They took her to the nearest town, where they hired a traveling herbalist to give her a gastric lavage. This involved pumping a mixture of water and herbs down her throat to clean out her stomach and remove any evidence of the stolen honey.

Akko was not happy about this. She was already feeling quite sick from the mixture, and the thought of having to sit there and wait for it to do its job was unbearable. But she knew there was no other way, so she sat there and tried to stay still.

After a while, the herbalist declared that the gastric lavage was complete and Akko was free to go. But the villagers had other plans. They took her to a nearby field and daubed her all over with honey, leaving her there to bask in the sun.

Akko was miserable. She was covered in honey and it was sticky and uncomfortable. She tried to clean herself off, but the honey just kept coming back. She tried to run away, but the villagers chased her down and brought her back to the field.

Finally, after what felt like hours, the sun began to set and the villagers left her to her fate. Akko was exhausted and covered in honey, but she was also relieved. She knew that the sun would soon cool off and the honey would harden, making it easier for her to clean herself off.

As the sun set, Akko began to clean herself off. She licked the honey off her fur and paws, using her sharp claws to scrape it away. She washed herself in a nearby stream and soon she was clean and fresh again.

The next morning, Akko woke up to find the villagers had gone. She was free to go, but she knew she had to leave Mew and never return. She said goodbye to her friends and set off on a new adventure, grateful to have survived her ordeal and looking forward to all the new experiences that lay ahead.

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Akko was a mischievous mouse who loved to play tricks on her fellow villagers. She was always getting into trouble, but she never seemed to learn her lesson. One day, her pranks went too far, and she was punished in a way that would haunt her for the rest of her life.

Akko had always been fascinated by the way humans wore eyeglasses. She thought they looked so cool, and she often tried to wear them herself. But every time she put them on, she ended up getting into even more trouble.

One day, Akko decided to try something new. She went to the village optometrist and asked if she could have her eyes examined. The optometrist agreed, and Akko sat down in the examination chair.

But as soon as the optometrist started to examine her eyes, Akko panicked. She didn't want to be examined, and she tried to run away. But the optometrist was too fast, and he caught her in no time.

The optometrist was furious with Akko, and he decided to teach her a lesson she would never forget. He removed her eyeballs with a pair of tweezers, and he threw them out the window.

Akko was horrified. She had never felt so much pain in her life, and she didn't know what had happened to her eyes. She tried to run away, but she couldn't see anything. She stumbled around in the dark, bumping into walls and furniture.

In the end, Akko was caught by the optometrist and punished for her mischief. She was left blind and alone, with no one to turn to for help. She spent the rest of her life in darkness, never forgetting the price she paid for her foolishness.

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Once upon a time, in a small village nestled in a lush green forest, there lived a mischievous little mouse named Akko. She was always getting into trouble, stealing sweets and other treats from the villagers' homes.

One day, Akko decided to steal some honey from a nearby hive. She snuck in under the cover of darkness, but as she was making her way back out, she was caught by the angry bees. They chased her all around the village, stinging her repeatedly.

Despite her best efforts to escape, Akko was no match for the angry bees. In the end, she collapsed in exhaustion in front of the village gates. The villagers, seeing her in such a state, decided to punish her for her misdeeds.

They tied her up and took her to the village center, where they proceeded to give her a gastric lavage. This involved pouring a bucket of water down her throat to clean out her stomach of any remaining honey. Akko was not happy about this, but she had to suffer through it.

As the villagers gave her the gastric lavage, Akko began to feel the effects. Her stomach was churning and her bowels were in pain, and soon enough she was forced to vomit and defecate all over herself. The villagers found this hilarious, and they continued to laugh and jeer as she writhed in pain.

After the gastric lavage was finished, the villagers decided to teach Akko a lesson she would never forget. They daubed her in honey and left her out in the sun to feast. Akko was helpless, stuck in the honey and unable to move. She could only lie there and suffer as the sun beat down on her.

Just when it seemed like all hope was lost, a group of hunters came across Akko. They saw the little mouse struggling in the honey and decided to have some fun with her. They used a hammer to broke her paws, teasing her and laughing as she tried to escape.

Akko was terrified. She had never been treated so badly before, and she didn't know how to make it stop. She tried to run, but her legs were too weak and her paws too tender. She was no match for the hunters, and they soon had her cornered.

The hunters dragged Akko back to their camp, where they used her body for their own pleasure. They laughed and joked as they groped and fondled her, completely disregarding her feelings and well-being. Akko was powerless to stop them, and she could only suffer in silence.

Eventually, the hunters grew bored of their plaything and left her alone. Akko was left to pick up the pieces of her shattered life, trying to put the pieces back together and find some sense of peace. She knew that she would never forget the cruelty she had suffered at the hands of the villagers and the hunters, and she vowed to never let it happen again.

But fate had other plans for Akko. As she was trying to climb out of the camp, she fell off a nearby hill and was badly injured. She lay there, helpless and in pain, as the sun beat down on her once again. This time, there was no one to come to her aid, and she eventually succumbed to her injuries.